Time for another in the intermittent series of startling insights into human life afforded by the search terms that somehow brought people to this blog. Also known as a lazy post on a Saturday night.
By the way, the campaign to make Nearly Legal the blog of choice for anyone searching for ‘Sally Field naked’, which I started in October 2006, has had remarkable success, given that I haven’t actually done anything at all. I am humbled to find that Nearly Legal is now the fifth link on the first page of Google’s results. Hell, people pay good money for that kind of placement. And the eager searchers do arrive en masse, 52 in August alone, making ‘Sally Field naked’ the third most popular search term for visitors. I’m sure Ms Field will be pleased to know that she has such a large, if overly inquisitive, group of admirers.
Of course, plenty of the other flotsam of human desire washes up on Nearly Legal
images of women stripped to the waist
legality of spanking in bc
sian lloyd naked
As does rage, sometimes strong enough to interfere with spelling
trespasers will be shot
legality of baton ownership
and the inevitable come-down
feeling bad because of in laws
Not that law is exempt from the mess of our behaviours and bewilderments….
fake person calling city law firms for advice
Are they paying their bills? That’s the important question, surely.
Other people have clearly been sold a pup
buying kitten law misrepresentation
or are looking to the law to justify their meanness of spirit
is it law to leave a tip
legal contract wiggle room
or their uncouthness
english law can you spit in public
Naturally, this being England, problems with neighbours and acquaintances loom large
my next door neighbours are seeking a judicial review?
which will be that bloody Lleylandii hedge again. Next, the quiet english village sees a spate of poison pen letters…
am i committing libel by writing to one individual
Other searchers seem destined to a short legal career themselves. Faced with
what does dx mean in legal speak
one suspects that summer job in the law firm will not be a success. Others suffer less from ignorance and more from, cough, carelessness
i am a trainee soilcitor and caught without a train ticket
Then there are the search terms that are plain mystifying.
legal assault by placebo
Assault by a harmless, effectless substitute? Tricky to prove, I’d have thought. On the other hand
What? You want instructions? Or worse, this person just had swallowed sulphur and thought maybe they’d sit down at their computer and just have a look at what the effects might be. I hope they found out before the burning and diahorrea kicked in.
Ah, the internet. All human existence from ejaculation to evacuation is out there. But quite why they came here is less than clear.