In honour of our 8 year anniversary, and in the temporary absence of any interesting case law, I am considering commissioning a suitable bas-relief. The classicist in me fancies something like this:

Because this is more or less exactly how I knock out a blog post. Apart from the child holding up the Macbook, and the artfully curled and piled hair, and the dress, and the gender, and the air of calm repose. But apart from that, exactly.