Archive for August, 2007

Don’t put our client on the stand

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Brief to Counsel to the tune of Noel Coward’s
Don’t put your daughter on the stage

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Don’t put our client on the stand Mr Worthington,
Don’t put our client on the stand.

The possession claim is issued
The situation’s rough
And admitting the debt
And illegal sub-let
Really isn’t quite enough

He has no sense
That to neighbours a respect is due
And don’t you think his manner too
Uncertain to be planned?
We repeat Mr Worthington,
And plead, Mr Worthington
Don’t put our client on the stand

Re your advice, sage Mr Worthington
Of Wednesday the 23rd
Although our client may be
Keen on his day in court
We repeat our thought
The client should be fought
For him to speak
Wise Mr Worthington
Is on the face of it absurd
His personality
Is not in reality
Repentant enough
Respectful enough
For cross-exam to be sought

Don’t put our client on the stand Mr Worthington
Don’t put our client on the stand
Though he said at the pre-trial conference
The rent arrears would be cut
We’re afraid on the whole
His spell on parole
Has meant they’ve just gone up
He’s a big man and though he’s rarely violent
Hitting the usher was a precedent
Sure to see him damned
No more buts Mr Worthington
Nuts Mr Worthington
Don’t put our client on the stand.

Should Counsel wish to discuss the matter further, he should contact Nearly Legal of Instructing Solicitors, who is dandling a dry Martini and wearing a cravat.

The summer of dodgy lawyers continues.

An extraordinary tale in today’s Observer.

Bruce Hyman, a practising barrister, has pleaded guilty to attempting to pervert the course of justice. The full story is at the link, but what apparently happened was that Hyman, representing a client in a family case (over access rights), went to a Tottenham Court Road computer shop and emailed a bogus judgment to the other side - the father, appearing in person. The email purported to be from Families Need Fathers and the judgment apparently supportive of the father’s case.

The father naturally presented the judgment at the Court hearing, at which point Hyman pounced, suggesting the father was responsible for forging the judgment. The father was left facing a charge of perverting the course of justice and costs.

Hyman’s downfall only came about because the father managed to trace the IP address of the origin of the email and obtained CCTV footage from the computer shop for the relevant day, which, to his astonishment, showed Hyman using a laptop. Finally, he managed to get the police interested.

Hyman didn’t have a family practice and was apparently acting for a friend and business partner in the case. Reportedly, he continued to work on the case after being arrested.

Just to keep it topical, Hyman is the chairman of a big media production company (and a mate of Clive Anderson) and had relatively recently turned to the law (This was one of his first cases). It seems that a media attitude to veracity is a transferable skill.

Choice quote from an anonymous ‘acquaintance’:

He was in love with the law in the same way that some middle-aged men are in love with the idea of being a rock star.

Nearly Legal is fairly sure that his own ‘middle-aged’ turn to the law is not the equivalent of air guitar and inappropriately tight trousers, but who knows?

[Edit. Google suggests that Hyman was involved with mental health law and at Doughty Street Chambers. He does not/no longer exists on Doughty Street's website. For anyone who doesn't know, Doughty Street is a major Human Rights Chambers. Oh dear.]

Moral Idiocy and Human Rights

Clear good sense on human rights and the Chiandamo affair in the Daily Telegraph of all places. (My own earlier take is here). Thanks to Tim Worstall for the link.

We few(er)…

I was running through my blawg roll (on the right) earlier and realised I’d have to have a bit of a prune. Anything with no posts since May goes out, I thought.

Courtesy of of Beauteous Babe, Flickr.Blimey, a few surprises there. I’d put some silences down to it (technically) being summer, but it seems that there has been a self induced purge. So, a quick taxonomy of the disparu et perdu (with examples but without links for obvious reasons):

Ran out of vim - just stopped posting for no apparent reason and without so much as a goodbye, leaving a ghost blawg.

Croslandite Barrister, James Medhurst, Outside the Law, Terminological Inexactitudes [Edit 26/08/07 - Apparently not dead, but being mysterious], ukblawgers.

Folded their tents in the night - hang on, there used to be a blawg there! What happened?

The former Legal Scribbles. PSLBlog. [Edit 24/08/07 - PSLblog is alive and well - I missed the address change. The new address is on the right. Thanks Nick.]

The ‘I’m going to post more often, honest’ last post - the clear deathknell.

Civil Litigation and Liability Watch, James Medhurst, Law Apprentice.

A bit of a mystery (and hopefully wrong).

Lawyer-2-be (and also her shiny new blog the-pupil), Belle de Jure. Both (or all three) recently just completely vanished. [Edit 25/08/07 - both are confirmed as gone by choice.]

I’ve not counted much of the coming and going of student blawgs, as transience is arguably in their nature, and there have been some quality newcomers as well, particularly in family law. But that is quite a few interesting and entertaining blawgs down the pan.

Human Rights - once more with feeling

Another day, another case, another set of screaming tabloid headlines accusing the Human Rights Act of being the criminal’s charter, another promise from Little Lord Fauntleroy to ‘repeal the Human Rights Act and bring in a British bill of rights’.

The whole frenzy around the Asylum and Immigration Tribunal’s decision in respect of the post-sentence deportation of Learco Chindamo, who murdered the teacher Philip Lawrence, is all too familiar, and the whole pack are now so busy feeding off their self-created myths that it is probably futile to try to raise some facts and reason in response. Nevertheless, I shall try.

First because easiest, Cameron’s promise to abolish the HRA. Many people have pointed out that a) this is incredibly stupid because b) it won’t happen. Unless the compassionate face of Etonianism intents to withdraw the UK from the European Convention on Human Rights, the ECHR will always trump any local decisions on rights. If the UK wants to withdraw from the ECHR, it will have to withdraw from the EU, the EEA and some other treaties altogether. It is simply not credible that this will happen just so that Dave can introduce a bill of rights saying that everybody has rights except bad people. It simply ain’t going to happen. Cameron knows this and is just practicing the worst form of soundbite deceitfulness, or rather flat out lying.

Second, the Asylum and Immigration Tribunal did not decide this case on Article 8 grounds. The basis for the decision was the European Citizenship Directive of 2004, specifically that an EU national shall not be deported from another EU country in which s/he has been resident for at least 10 years except on grounds of “imperative grounds of public security”. The Tribunal found that the Home Office’s arguments on the level of risk were not supported by the evidence and that the Home Office argument that time in prison did not count towards the 10 years found no support in the Directive, which made no such distinction. Chindamo had only spent 9 years in the UK before conviction and sentence.

Third, the Tribunal accepted that Chindamo’s Article 8 rights were an issue, but a secondary one, not decisive for its finding. However, it indicates it would have found on this argument.

In sum, this was not a case decided on the basis of the HRA, and the HRA is not going to be abolished.

That is the fact part out of the way. Now a rather more tentative exercise of reason.

As a hypothetical, assume the decision was made on the basis of the Art 8 right to family life argument. It is worth noting that Chindamo has no family in Italy, his father being on the run somewhere, or in prison. Chindamo does not speak Italian and his mother and brothers are resident in the UK. (Apparently the Home Office argued that Italy wasn’t far from the UK, so that this would not amount to a breach of Art 8. The Easyjet argument, we could call it, except it didn’t fly).

What is the objection to this hypothetical finding? The tabloid press response seems to be a confused morass of ‘it isn’t justice’ (why? He was convicted and sentenced), ‘we won’t be safe/he should stay in prison’ (a parole issue, not a human rights issue), ‘he hasn’t been punished enough’ (a sentencing issue, not a human rights issue, and also suggesting that deportation to Italy is a punishment), ‘it is an insult to the victim’s family’ (which I’ll try to respond to below), ‘it is against commonsense’ (ah yes, the appeal to common sense, last refuge of the scoundrel). None of it makes sense and none of it has anything to do with the Human Rights Act.

As something of an aside, look at it this way. If Chindamo is released, and it is still a big if - widely overlooked - there were two options available before the Tribunal decision:

1. He presents a grave risk to the public so he is deported to Italy, where there are no supervision, no probation and no licence conditions on him. Presumably, deportation to Italy is taken as a punishment for him and the Italian public can bear the risk.

2. He doesn’t present a grave risk so he is released on licence and very likely with tight supervision conditions in the UK. Any small breach of licence conditions see him returned to prison.

In terms of the safety of others, it seems clear that option 2 is preferable. Because this co-incides with Chinmado remaining in the UK with his family, however, this is seen as the law ‘being on his side’.

Lastly, the effect of the decision on the victim’s family. I didn’t hear the interview with Frances Lawrence, Philip Lawrence’s widow, on Radio 4. She has been widely reported as saying:

That the voices of ordinary people don’t become part of the equation when these laws are considered. The law is not always what must be our context. Humanity is more important . . . People feel their needs and desires are second-place, squashed by some bureaucratic insensate law.

and that she is devasted and demoralised. However, Frances Lawrence, a supporter of the Human Rights Act, also had the strength to say “If I was one of the three judges, I would have come to the same decision.” (on the assumption it was based on Art 8). What is clear is that she was told at an early stage that Chindamo would be deported and that this has therefore been an expectation on her part for a long time.

One might well say it was irresponsible of whoever it was to give her such an assurance. Her sense of having been betrayed is fully understandable. But her distress was articulated with a clear awareness of the contradictions between intellect and feeling, between reasoned views and visceral responses. Not so nuanced is the tabloid use and abuse of her distress, of course.

I have great sympathy for Frances Lawrence, who finds herself, as many do, facing the law’s inability to satisfy an individual’s sense of and need for a personal justice. This issue will not go away. It is inevitable as long as we have Law. The law should recognise the individual’s situation, and even respond to it, but it cannot be shaped by it or tailor itself to it. At that point, it ceases to be law and becomes an artibrary system of revenge and retribution based upon nothing but sympathy and fear.

Frances Lawrence also said that when people like her:

speak of morality, we are derided. When we speak of the relationship between rights and responsibilities we are held in contempt.

With this, I must confess, I have less sympathy. I think there is a confusion about whose rights and whose responsibilities are involved in the Human Rights Act and ECHR.

What is set out in the ECHR is basic set of individual rights that the State shall not interfere with, ignore or abuse. It is therefore precisely about responsibilities - the basic responsibilities of the State to the citizens not to abuse its power.

And we should be clear that those responsibilities are owed to all who live under that State. If we start to remove ‘rights’ from any class of people, or tie them to ‘being decent’, then the link between rights and responsibility is indeed being lost. The State is thereby being excused its basic responsibilities to those with ‘lesser’ human rights. Human Rights apply to all under the State or they are nothing.

Now, a forlorn hope, can we have no more of this nonsense?

[Edit. Head of Legal has an interesting post on the EU directive concerned. Jailhouse Lawyer has extensive coverage of the case and media and politicians' responses.]

It’s always the conveyancers you have to watch…

Not content with passing off ‘he was discussing insurance in my office’ as an alibi for an alleged offence of abduction and extortion by a client in 2005, Shahid Pervez, a Scottish ex-conveyancer now convicted of perverting the course of justice, also fell foul of the Scottish Solicitors Discipline Tribunal in the same year for ‘accounting malpractice and not registering title deeds timeously’. He was struck off the roll for ten years. It was probably lucky for the alleged offender that he wasn’t actually arranging insurance.

And, in passing, it also appears we have a new offence of demanding money with masturbatory aids. Tell me, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased?