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Brief to Counsel to the tune of Noel Coward’s
Don’t put your daughter on the stage
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Don’t put our client on the stand Mr Worthington,
Don’t put our client on the stand.
The possession claim is issued
The situation’s rough
And admitting the debt
And illegal sub-let
Really isn’t quite enough
He has no sense
That to neighbours a respect is due
And don’t you think his manner too
Uncertain to be planned?
We repeat Mr Worthington,
And plead, Mr Worthington
Don’t put our client on the stand
Re your advice, sage Mr Worthington
Of Wednesday the 23rd
Although our client may be
Keen on his day in … Read the full post



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