Corporate, I so nearly titled this post ‘no wit to sue?’, in homage to my favourite response to a news story on a damp spring causing a decline in the owl population - ‘too wet to woo’.

But, even if we accept the unlikely hypothesis that I lack wit, where is the tinkling laughter from and of others?

“One wit twits of his wit
And a wit twits of his too
Two wits twit of their wit
These Brits that twit a woo.”